Funky Monkey

Whimsical Beard Oil

13.00 inc. Vat

Get ready to go wild with our Funky Monkey Whimsical Beard Oil! This playful blend of Sweet Orange, Fir Needle, Cypress, and Cedarwood will bring out your inner monkey and leave you feeling refreshed and ready for fun. The sweet and woodsy scents will invigorate your senses and leave you smelling good all day. So why settle for a dull beard when you can have a Funky Monkey on your side? This beard oil will not only keep you smelling good, but it will also hydrate and nourish your beard, leaving it soft and well-groomed.

So why wait? Let your inner monkey run wild, and order your Funky Monkey Whimsical Beard Oil today!

Size: 30ml℮

(4 customer reviews)

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FREE DELIVERY is available in Ireland over €70, and in Europe over €95

  • Handmade, small batch cosmetics from Kilrane, Co. Wexford, Ireland
  • Order yours before 1:00 pm for same day dispatch
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Funky Monkey our Whimsical Beard Oil

Say goodbye to beard-related discomfort with our premium, handmade, small-batch vegan beard oil. Carefully crafted with only the finest natural ingredients, our beard oil is free of harsh chemicals and infused with pure essential oils. Our unique blend of Sweet Almond Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Golden Jojoba Oil, and Castor Oil nourishes and moisturises both your beard and the skin underneath.

Our whimsical beard oil is made with the following natural key ingredients:

  • Sweet Almond Oil is rich in vitamins A and E, this oil helps to nourish and hydrate the skin underneath your beard, keeping it healthy and moisturised. Sweet almond oil is also known for its anti-inflammatory properties, making it an ideal ingredient for soothing irritated or itchy skin.
  • Grapeseed Oil is light and non-greasy, making it perfect for use on your beard. Containing high levels of antioxidants and fatty acids, grapeseed oil helps to protect and nourish your beard, leaving it feeling silky smooth.
  • Golden Jojoba Oil closely resembles the natural oil produced by our skin, making it an excellent ingredient for beard care. Golden jojoba oil is rich in vitamins and minerals, helping to hydrate and nourish your beard.
  • Castor Oil is rich in fatty acids, making it an excellent ingredient for beard care. Castor oil helps to hydrate and soothe the skin underneath your beard, keeping it healthy and moisturised.

Our beard oil comes in a 30 ml glass bottle with a pipette for easy application. It has a variety of scents made with pure essential oils.

We take pride in our workshop in Kilrane, County Wexford, where we are dedicated to providing you with the best beard care products. Our beard oil is cruelty-free and made with love and care, ensuring your beard and skin always look and feel their best.

Whether you have a short, trimmed beard or a long, full man mane, our beard oil will hydrate and nourish, alleviating beard-related issues such as dryness, itchiness, acne, irritation, and ingrown hairs. Order yours today and feel the difference that premium, handmade, natural, whimsical beard oil can make!”

Additional Information

  • Handmade Small Batch Natural Vegan Beard Oil
  • Made in Kilrane, County Wexford, Ireland
  • Packaging: 30 ml black glass bottle with pipette

Scent Notes

  • Sweet Orange essential oil adds a bright and cheerful citrus scent to the blend. Its sweet aroma is uplifting and energizing.
  • Fir Needle essential oil brings a crisp and invigorating pine scent to the mix. Its woody fragrance is refreshing and invigorating.
  • Cypress essential oil contributes a fresh and earthy aroma that is grounding and stabilizing.
  • Cedarwood essential oil provides a warm and woody scent that is calming and relaxing.

How to Use

How to Use Our Beard Oil

  • Step 1: Apply after a warm shower – The heat and steam from a warm shower helps open your pores, making your skin and facial hair more receptive to the oil. If you don’t want to shower, wet your face and beard with warm water instead.
  • Step 2: Pat dry – After your warm shower or facial wash, gently pat your face and beard dry with a towel, never use hair dryer.
  • Step 3: Mesure the oil – Take a few drops of our beard oil into your hand, depending on the length of your beard.
  • Step 4: Rub it in – Rub your hands together to evenly distribute the oil, then gently massage it into your beard, ensuring you reach the skin beneath. Cover the root to tip.
  • Step 5: Massage the face – Massage the oil into your face. A properly formulated beard oil can also be beneficial for your skin, as long as it contains non-comedogenic ingredients that won’t clog your pores.
  • Step 6: Brush it – Use a beard brush or comb to shape and brush out your beard.

Note: Use our beard oil regularly to keep your beard and skin healthy, soft and well-moisturized.

Please be aware that while we use premium ingredients, there may still be a chance of allergic reactions. Check the ingredients list on the label before first use and do a patch test on a small part of your skin. If you experience any irritation, discontinue use and wash the affected area thoroughly. Avoid contact with eyes and do not use on mucous membranes or on broken skin.  Keep out of reach of children. Store in a cool, dry place.

Please use it only externally.


prunus amygdalus dulcis (sweet almond) oil, vitis vinifera seed (grapeseed) oil, simmondsia chinensis (golden jojoba) oil, ricinus communis (castor), abie sibinica (fir needle), cedrus atlantica bark (cedarwood), cupressus sempervirens (cypress), citrus aurantium dulcis (sweet orange) *limonene, *linalool, (*potential allergens found in essential oils)

4 reviews for Funky Monkey

Whimsical Beard Oil

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  1. JF

    Very happy with the oil. Thank you.

  2. GS

    Fantastic scent and does a great job at nourishing the skin beneath my beard, combo’d with the whipped beard butter for a very good and simple routine for a soft and healthy beard

  3. DL

    The beard oil I got from Mavis Nest (formerly known as Soft Paws Cosmetics) is a really good product keeps my beard and skin really soft and the scent is really nice too i got funky monkey and hear me roar very pleased also fast delivery and packaging was nice.

  4. C

    Great beard oil and good scent.

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